A rare creature, usually found blossoming in areas such as house parties, couches and play parks. they become attractive to odd clothing wear and the smell of sweat from a junkie and emos. Mongloid is also a name of a type of dance that only ants would do when upset.
Fitzrovian / Dalston dialect: describes mannerisms and behaviour of first or second level or line employees of large corporations and institutions; additionally could also be used to describe lower level managers
Petty and officious behaviour
When confronted by a request that the mugloid cannot or does not know how to handle will reply with the following:
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't make the rules around here' or;
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't understand but i don't think we can do that'