A (possibly wealthy) old woman, particularly one with an osteoporosis-induced hunchback (a "dowager's hump").
by Aaron T. September 24, 2006
An older rich woman who dresses and does her hair and makeup in such a way that she resembles a drag queen.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
A perverse sexual act in which during oral sex the male ejaculates into the receiver's mouth and squeezes his or her cheeks to force the cum out followed by smashing it into his or her face, a la a wealthy individual getting hit in the face with a cream pie in an old comedy short like The Three Stooges. This is easier to perform if the receiver is the spitting type.
by Vonsternium March 8, 2011