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Cheese Wizard 

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.
Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard
Cheese Wizard by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005

Cheese Wizard 

A type of video gamer who enjoys exploiting the mechanics of a game to pull of ridiculous cheese moves that the game designer never foresaw. Their cheese plays often reveal how broken a game is.
All the Cheese Wizards are playing Phoenix Point right now and completing tough missions on the first turn.
Cheese Wizard by Gorffo January 10, 2020

cheese wizard 

a term for colin smoke simps that are male
have you talked to matt recently? he's literally THE cheese wizard...
cheese wizard by suukriit September 23, 2020

dave the magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."