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Cucksumerism

A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.

Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021
Related Words

What the cuss 

An alternative way of saying 'what the fuck', made popular by Fantastic Mr Fox.

Also a more accepting and non offensive way of saying fuck.
Can be used is various ways:

"What the cuss?"

"Are you cussing with me?"

"Well your sure as cuss not getting any worse..."

"Where the cuss does that kid get off..."

"Oh my cuss..."

"Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer..."

"This is going to be a total clustercuss"
What the cuss by Winter Horn August 20, 2011

Cuckshed 

A noun; most predominately used to describe a cozy, usually small, structure that is assembled for the specific purpose of providing a cuck with shelter while a Chad is staying over at his house. This building is filled with fun objects and other amenities in order to entertain the cuck, so he will typically stay distracted until his wife is done getting plowed.
Person 1: Hey dude how was your weekend?
Person 2: It was great. Chad came over to visit my wife early this time, so I got to spend a whole three days in the cuckshed.
Cuckshed by Poonslayer747 September 26, 2019
Car Pussy- (from Disney’s “Cars” franchise) If there are male, female, and baby cars in the movie Cars then that confirms the existence of reproductive organs a.k.a. a Cussy.
Damn, girl. That Cussy wetter than a waterslide.
Cussy by TheRandoMan August 21, 2021
A car pussy. Based on the theory that if in the Disney Pixar animated movie cars there are male and female cars and also baby cars. That implies that there is a car pussy. i.e. a Cussy.
Hasan has an obsession with the Cussy since he can't get laid anymore.
Why is Cussy even a thing?
Cussy by xXxPanthomaifan69xXx August 22, 2021

cussing like a sailor 

cussing like a sailor having a potty mouth to cuss excessively
my ex girlfriend was cussing like a sailor when i broke up with her