blimphead 

a disease that causes a persons (who is so full of themselves) head to expand and makes them float several inches above the floor. may also apply to smart bastards who have an answer to everything.

tom: i hate her she's such a blimphead
me: yeah, look at her float
tom: why doesnt she STFU, she has an answer to everything!

blimphead by mc1 September 28, 2005

Blimped 

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

Blimped by Dino Susan January 1, 2009

blimped out 

Completely full after eating.

After going to that chinese buffet, we were blimped out.

blimped out by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

Blomphed 

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

Blomphed by Serota April 17, 2014

blimped 

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

blimped by crazigirl July 3, 2007

Blimped 

Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.

Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!

Blimped by Robin Twist February 7, 2014

Blimpediment 

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

Blimpediment by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008