schrapnel

"Don't gimme that shrapnel boy, just rolls of fifties"

by Dunny June 3, 2003

the poo that sits around the toilet after u take a shit

After Dave took a huge shit in my basement, the shrapnel was everywhere

by S & H March 7, 2003

The peices of shit when you crap that explode everywhere burn like acid

Chris Starks took a shit in my house and he missed the toilet and his schrapnel was everywhere.

by bob vila June 4, 2003

ass schrapnel

The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.

Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack

by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

when you blow so hard into the tissue that it blows apart. the part that comes out is snot schrapnel

you might want to check yourself dude youve got snot schrapnel everywhere.

by greg smith March 3, 2007

Any product manufactured in a substandard manner.

"Jesus Murphy, the Leafs are just total schrapnel."

by dirtee raul April 20, 2008