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Topsham Can Crusher 

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.
Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other
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topshark 

It is one of the forms of the art known as "Japanese Sharking". "Topshark" refers specifically to form of it where someone(the shark) pulls down an unsuspecting girls top, exposing her breasts, while an accomplice videotapes the event.
I saw that video on the internet the other day where that girls was totally "topsharked" and her boobs where completely exposed to the public!
topshark by topshark March 7, 2007

topsharking 

Pulling down an unsuspecting girl's top and/or bra, exposing her breasts. Best done in a public place for maximum shame factor
I went topsharking at school today, and the freshman chick squeaked while all the senior guys watched her big bare boobies bounce.
a hick-townish family that originated from northern utah, and is one sixteenth cherokee.
the topham family is crazy.
topham by df asdjkl August 5, 2008

TopShagger 

A very sexy man also known as WillNE
Person 1: ‘who is that?’
Person 2: ‘oh it’s the sexiest man alive, TopShagger WillNE
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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