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samuel adams 

The greatest ameraican who ever lived. organized the sons of liberty which kicked the british out of the United States of america (not yet called that at the time though). I am drunk at the moment.
Samuel Adams: always made a good decision
samuel adams by lambofslayer September 21, 2005

Samuel Adams 

Taking a dump in someone's ear...
"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"
Samuel Adams by IVX May 21, 2003

Samuel Adams 

A shitty American beer which disgraces my last name.
"Samuel Adams" -Always a BAD decision.
Samuel Adams by AlexAdams May 13, 2005

Samuel Adams Black Lager 

Samuel Adams Black Lager it'll get you drunk. One of the most delectable tasting lagers that has ever been introduced to mankind. All in all its classy as fuck. Its full of a delicious and outstanding chocolate caramel taste that will have you wet in your pants before you have a chance to say, "Damn that's some good Mother Fuckin Beer."
Man 1: hey try this beer

Man 2: What is it
Man 1: Its Samuel Adams Black Lager
Man 2: drinks samuel adams black lager "That's classy as fuck!"

Slamuel Adams

When you have to be drunk ("slammed") in order to engage in sexual activities with another person(s).
1: Yo, you tryin to get with that girl over there?
2: I don't know, man. She's pretty busted.
1: Dude just drink some beers and get your gauge up, you'll be all over that.
2: Yeah, she's definitely a Slamuel Adams chick.
Slamuel Adams by TeeTay January 17, 2011