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cock-watcher 

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.
That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!
cock-watcher by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.
Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.
cock watcher by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010

cock watcher

someone who spies others members in the showers in public places... swimming baths, schools etc. Not neccessarily a scotcher but certainly someone with the idea of a job in a fudge factory.
that Elliots a proper cock watcher, he burnt a hole in my bell with his leering.
cock watcher by gg1 September 25, 2010

Cockwatcher 

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.
Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
Cockwatcher by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022

Cockwatcher 

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"
Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher
Cockwatcher by BenLofM August 11, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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