ned

a non-educated delinquent who wears kappa tracksuits, tucks his socks into his trousers and slicks his hair to the side on social occasions claiming he's an "old-school P.E. teacher

Will Hayles

by Will Hayles November 19, 2003

ned

jazz's boyfriend

i am a friend of ned

by hector von trillman the third September 04, 2019

ned

another name for nigel

alrite ned you are prick

by nickyolas January 07, 2005

ned

The flying saucer that appears from right to left in the arcade game 'Space Invaders'

"Willie got the ned every time. And always 300 points".

by alcan October 09, 2008

NEDs

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast, wearing enough cheap gold to make a prostitute blush whilst thinking that tucking their shell suit bottoms into their socks is the hieght of fashion. Also like to shout slipknot at anyone who doesn't conform to the above.

Just travel on the Glaswegian public transport system once and you'll see.

by Trotsky&co January 18, 2004

neds

non educated delinquent live in Glasgow stand around drinking Buckie and pissing in letterboxes. They are members of young teams.

neds: aye pass us sum buckie u wee fat fanny

by tramp1990 November 14, 2006

Ned

Probably The local serial killer who also kills the neighbors cat

Where’s Ned
Probably killing some dude

by Iskallman May 13, 2020