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Hate wank 

To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.
"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."
Hate wank by spyanuk October 2, 2005

Hate wank 

To punish one’s self for poor performance you masturbate using deep heat as lube.
Johnny lost another client today, he went home to punish himself with a hate wank.
Hate wank by This_guy0885 November 2, 2023

Reverse Hate Wank 

To masturbate in a very specific way, involving both hands, one hand to choke one's self in a violent hateful way, the other hand to wrap around and under the leg to apply pressure and become numb. Then begin to masturbate vigorously while choking.
Person enioys domination and is no longer interested in good ol' fashioned salami slapping.

They begin to hatefuly choke themselves during the process out of frustration but it feels strange to do it alone .. what if someone else were involved? But they have no friends and nobody wants to touch their horrible body. How to make it feel as if someone else was stroking their johnson?

After experimentation they discover the reverse stranger and incorporate this, hooking their free arm around and under the leg to be sat and become numb before masturbating and choking, giving the feeling that a strange hand were performing the act.

Thus the reverse hate wank was born.
Reverse Hate Wank by poodin June 5, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026