shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.
brownishgreenwithseedsstemsandhairs weed=schwagg
"do you have anything"
"just my parents schwagg"
"fuck, get the papers"
"do you have anything"
"just my parents schwagg"
"fuck, get the papers"
by johnlf January 25, 2008
shitty weed. Always brown in color, containing 40% "marijuana" if thats what you want to call it 60% stems and seeds. It tastes like you're smoking mulch, and gives you a headache and a high that takes 100 points off of your I.Q. which is best cured with the unavoidable nap that comes with smoking schwagg.
by TCamper August 3, 2005
Well, that all-cello band's rendition of Lady Gaga's new hit sure was schwagg. Not sure we should have spent $37 on tickets.
by imjimsmith July 14, 2011
by Ian's Bigg Ass February 24, 2010
Schwagg!!
by CptnBpony December 23, 2010
by KezzyMcNeezy October 6, 2010
Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.
Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
by Da Moustafocka November 2, 2008