2 definitions by imjimsmith

Top Definition
Almost Shit My Pants
Gary: LMAO, ASMP!
Jeff: Fuck you Gary! How was I supposed to know she was a tranny?
Gary: The cock should have been a dead giveaway.
Jeff: I wasn't coming in from that angle!
Gary: LMAO, ASMP!
#lmao #asmp #almost shit my pants #funny #expression
by imjimsmith October 07, 2011
Of poor quality
Well, that all-cello band's rendition of Lady Gaga's new hit sure was schwagg. Not sure we should have spent $37 on tickets.
#lame #weak #poor #bad #low-quality #undesireable
by imjimsmith July 14, 2011
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