a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby
what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?
by Meadow Soprano August 2, 2005
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1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.
1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.
by Lou February 23, 2005
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An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.
"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"
by andouilles January 5, 2022
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Gunch, a indivdual performing the action of "shitting" and "cumming" at the same time, or meaning in general "shit and cum".
Guy 1: Bro I think I might gunch soon.
Guy 2: Bro I'm gunching right now!
Guy 3: Bro there's gunch everywhere!
Guy 4: Ahhhhh i just gunched so hard.
Guy 5: Bro you're a fucking piece of gunch
by The Gunch August 20, 2020
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