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monkalope 

Half monkey/half jackalope engaged in the architecture profession; prefers to be labeled a "Designer" and when questioned on issues becomes easily flustered.

Although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.

Favorite food, bear claws.

Has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.
The monkalope, although cunning and quick with the paper balls, is not perceptive of his sorroundings.
monkalope by scott d August 6, 2005
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donkalope 

Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.
A donkalope is a donkey mixed with a jackalope.
donkalope by A third grade scientist December 11, 2013

Mopealope 

A somber creature usually found amongst the Wittenberg University community that sheds an Eeyore persona and while inebriated he becomes fluent in Spanish. His interests include: eating, cuddling, sleeping, and dressing in his sophistifun wardrobe. A nomadic enigma, Mopey has been reportedly sighted in many states east of the Mississippi. Recent empirical evidence suggests that the Mopealope can only successfully breed within his species, however, the reproductive habits of the Mopealope have not been observed in the wild. While little is known about the Mopealope, it has been foretold that he is loyal and enchanting.
Mopealope is a noun and the Latin root for it is Tertius Cadena Portero.

Steve: "Did you see that sad thing?"

Blake: "Yeah, I think it's one of those Mopealope things."
Mopealope by sstelzman June 7, 2011

Manalope 

A younger man for an older woman.

A Cougars prey.

Cougar(older lady) Manalope (younger guy)
That cougar at the bar was totally scoping the manalope!

I felt like a manalope when those cougars were around.
Manalope by Pax Psychosis May 31, 2009

mangalope 

a reference to a silly person, for example a goofball
mangalope by Liz January 22, 2005

morgalope 

A cross between a girl named Morgan and an antelope.
Look that Morgalope is snacking on our fence.
morgalope by HRMUFFENSTUF February 28, 2005

manalope 

1. A combination of a man and a antelope
2. When two men elope i.e. gay marriage
ex. Many mythical creatures exist but no one really no one much about the manalope.
manalope by Laustin April 10, 2007