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bitchstock 

a bitchstock is what a guy calls a group of women who he can have sex with at anytime.
man you have 10 girls in your bitchstock nice effort.
bitchstock by dextermorgan309 October 16, 2011

Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

bitchtato 

a person who is extremely boring a majority of the time, similar to a potato
Chad: “Gruschna, why are you always such a bitchtato?”
Gruschna: *snoring*
bitchtato by Pinky-a-Ring July 7, 2019

bitchsmack 

much like a bitchslap, but a "bitchsmack" sounds way better when you say it. It also proves to sound more intense than the average bitchslap.
Say it to me again, I WILL bitchsmack you, HARD.
bitchsmack by Daniel Marty July 19, 2006

bitchstinct 

Bitch instinct. When a girl immediately resorts to acting like a bitch, almost on instinct.
"Susan totally went with her bitchstincts and slapped Mike in the face after he accidentally spilled some gatorade on her."
bitchstinct by BigWrig May 5, 2010
Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.
Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004