Ham & Eggs

Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs

That crowho got passed out wasted and I gave 'er the ham & eggs.

by Stephen J. Graves Jr. November 6, 2004

Ham & Eggs

piker, weak, perpetrator

He thinks he's badass, but he's "ham and eggs"

by Scotty P July 4, 2005

Chief Ham + Eggs

1. The savior of the Native American Indians.

2. A very pimp comic boock charactor who likes to smoke his pipe.

see also Kosher Frank

"Man the Chief is so cool."

"Did you see the new Chief Ham + Eggs Halloween special"

by Sam (an avid fan of the Chief) December 2, 2004

ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010

ham or eggs

how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.

girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"

boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."

girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."

by tromano33 November 5, 2006

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

ham and egg it

To step up one's game when other teammates are not playing well.

When Kobe went down with an injury, the team had to ham and egg it for the first half of the season.

by Dan Theman June 16, 2009