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chaunchy 

Adjective. A mixture of both cheesy and raunchy.
"That girl's outfit is chaunchy."
chaunchy by Darcy Staniforth June 20, 2005

chaunchy 

A texture that is crunchy but smooth and at the same time feels gross in your mouth. It can sometimes be just a tad bit slimey.
Ew this apple is so chaunchy! Move so I can spit it out!

raunchy chaunchy

Refers to a stinky and rather dirty coochie.
A girl who does not use daily cleansing habits would have a RAUNCHY CHAUNCHY.

Sandy: "Ew that girl smells like shit her raunchy chaunchy is exploding she is so DIRTY it is dripping on the floor...her chunky monkey is stinking up the room."

Dina: "Damn Poochie Coochie!....Clean up yo raunchy chaunchy!"

chauncey mchamhands 

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.
I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!
chauncey mchamhands by Ricrah December 3, 2015

Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.
Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D:

sweet chauncey 

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.
Goddamn, he's so bad, he's a sweet chauncey.
sweet chauncey by Torts sucks December 7, 2004