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Crotch Snot 

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.
After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.
Crotch Snot by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022

snot crotch 

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.
I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.
snot crotch by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

snotch crotch 

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.
"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!

Crotchshot 

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.
Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotchshot!

Player 2: Fuck.....
Crotchshot by kazook April 25, 2006

crotchsnot

A chic with a nasty vaginitis infection and yeast infection seeping out of her underwear right before you go down on her!
Dude i was totally going to go down on that chic until i saw her crotchsnot seeping through her underwear!
crotchsnot by Boobs2184 August 3, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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