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Another nickname for vagina or uterus. Also can be a sex term.
Your snotch smells like freshly cut grass on a sunday morning.

When I say ball you say sack. Ball! SNOTCH!.
by Carmray PT April 04, 2008
11 more definitions
a term created by a legendary queens stoner. can be used as both an noun or a verb. Means marijuana or anything pertaining to the cannibas plant.
Yorgo: "Snotch?"

Freda: "obvs"
by Young Totes III January 20, 2012
The fluid motion to uppercut a deserving individual from the snatch to the schnoz.
Rachel is being such a cunt. She totally needs to get snotched right now.
by DickSoap November 22, 2010
Sex+notch
He/she was just another snotch on my headboard...
by Juie September 03, 2008
a) Snape's dirty nose
b) definition is fluid similar to remort
"What a snotch"
by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011
Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.
"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"

"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."
by Frackerman June 21, 2011
A snatch-biotch hybrid. I gets the, "I want to call you a bitch, but will do so playfully by using biotch" point across with the added pimp-slap of calling the person a snatch.
"Your gf was being a real snotch last night. I can't believe she tried to kick your bean bag for saying her sister was hotter"

"I know, right?! She was being a super snotch!"
by Show Me Some TD's January 23, 2012

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