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A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!
That dude's ratty ponis looks like shit!
Ponis by T-Bear VT July 7, 2009
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it’s okay he has a ponis”
ponis by chonkymilf April 8, 2021
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a ponys wiener when he has a hard penile
when i went to feed the pony he tackled me and tried to throw his ponis in my anal cavity
ponis by johnny p March 23, 2003
A ponytail on a guy.

Derived from POnytail + peNIS.
Billy-Bob used to have a ponis, but he now looks much more sophisticated with his mullet.
ponis by isthisthingonorwhat March 30, 2005
*Jillian is rolling in the mud*
Emma: “Jillian stop doing a ponis”
Ponis by Emu Goat July 25, 2019
What the year twos say when they think there cool
I want to see your ponis
A penis with a little more "Ohhhh"
...you have a penis, I have a ponis...
Ponis by dark_ape November 28, 2004