upton 

Uptons are lovely people.

You are lovely, you are such an Upton.

upton by hood-rat May 13, 2003

upton 

a small town in Massachusetts

Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108

upton by Shopaholic0110 June 24, 2006

Upton 

Pulling out and shooting a massive load at a high velocity on a girls back. Distance must be from ass up to the shoulders. Must be done on a girl with a massive rack, which is a total waste of a massive rack.

Announcer 1: "Wow, Verlander really went Upton there. Her whole back is covered"
Announcer 2: "Yeah, that's a real waste of her massive rack Bob."
Announcer 1: "I think the catcher is going to walk out to the mound and have a little talk with Justin to settle him down"

Upton by Dick Walski September 4, 2014

upton 

A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.

I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!

upton by hood-rat May 12, 2003

upton 

Dirty filthy stinking grass

upton by hood-rat May 12, 2003

Upton 

A person of colour that was enslave many years ago mainly in the northern American countries

In the 1800s Upton’s we’re enslaved on farms

Upton by Samuel McMackey April 30, 2023

upton park 

Moderately crazy. London. Upton Park is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *two stops short of Barking*.

"You wanna watch out with that girl, she's Upton Park."

upton park by Ralph Hancock May 13, 2006