5 definitions by Dick Walski

SMEAD Police

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.

Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”

by Dick Walski October 30, 2019

Pisswasher

When you open someone’s dishwasher and relive yourself into it. Doesn’t matter if the dishes are clean or dirty, that dishwasher will never be the same.

Your dishes are DONE man... look for them in the Pisswasher.

by Dick Walski March 7, 2021

Upton

Pulling out and shooting a massive load at a high velocity on a girls back. Distance must be from ass up to the shoulders. Must be done on a girl with a massive rack, which is a total waste of a massive rack.

Announcer 1: "Wow, Verlander really went Upton there. Her whole back is covered"
Announcer 2: "Yeah, that's a real waste of her massive rack Bob."
Announcer 1: "I think the catcher is going to walk out to the mound and have a little talk with Justin to settle him down"

by Dick Walski September 5, 2014

Strawberry Shake

1. Have sex with a girl on her period
2. Cum inside
3. Give her a strong hug and shake her up
4. Get a straw, stick it in her, and suck up your "Strawberry Shake"

A strawberry shake is not something you want from Steak n' Shake, but it is the special this month.

by Dick Walski July 28, 2010

Woke

Anything that makes the right reflect on how terrible they actually are for just being themselves.

I hate how the woke left won’t let me use words like “porch monkey” or “midget” or “transvestite” anymore. Makes me so angry that the radical left woke mob is suppressing my freedom of speech

by Dick Walski December 12, 2022