Uptons are lovely people.
You are lovely, you are such an Upton.
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I have just spent an hour lexicographing in the urban dictionary
these are people who are untrustworthy. They steal things all the time and lie to you on a regular basis. The highlight of a tutors day is stealing a register from a dwyer.
Put that register back where it belongs and do some work, you filthy tutor.
A person who spends most of their time in the colebrook pub, drinking far too much beer. These people do not like other human beings, but prefer to spend hours talking to cats.
Get out of the colebrook harrodine, you haven't fed your cats and they have gone on a rampage and are destroying the town in search for food.
Another term for something, when no other known definition exists.
"What the Brabbin hell is that?!" or "Where the Brabbin hell are you?!"
A funny small person with not much hair. A Dwyer will always beleive that he has superior intelect to his peers, but this is seldom the case. He is a simple character, not very quick on the uptake, and enjoys working with registers.
That person is so simple, look at him there working at his registers! He is such a Dwyer!
A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.
I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!