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When I told her that my fantasy was to dress her up as Abraham Lincoln and watch her screw a pony with a strap-on she told me I was bastos.
Bastos by enamon March 12, 2010
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1."that Raul Mata is such a bastos today."
2."tangina that bastos sergio telemundo he/she is acting like a bastos!"
bastos by setonioboy March 8, 2005
rude, like a vile pig.
that nasty bastard was very bastos.
bastos by Freediver May 10, 2005

lara bastos 

the best girlfriend u could ever ask for she is good in every single way she is fit and she is always happy she is always nice to everybody and she is so nice to u and she will always cheer u up if I'm lucky enough to have a Lara bastos in my life and she is the best ❤
Lara bastos is the fittest girl

Hella bastos 

Jon is 5’4” and 300 lbs and drives a civic that is hella Bastos
Hella bastos by Lowlife916 January 2, 2022

Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.
Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.
Bartoszian by Bartalot February 25, 2021