third option 

n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.

Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.

third option by roller May 6, 2005

The Third Option

To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.

Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!

The Third Option by TheSwineFlew January 24, 2011

The Third Option

If you believe you are forced to choose between two undesirable options, there is always a way out by taking the third option, which is to kill yourself.

Person A: "Would you rather listen to Oasis or to Limp Bizkit for 72 hours straight?"
Person B: "I would probably choose the third option!"

The Third Option by Perry269 April 15, 2026