The Third Option

To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.

Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!

by TheSwineFlew January 24, 2011

third option

n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.

Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.

by roller May 6, 2005