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bigdickitis 

(Adjective) (bihg-dic-itus) The genetic anomaly that results in a man's dick being of enlarged or abnormally huge.
"I sure feel bad for Tyson, I really dont't know how someone could walk without a wheelbarrow with having bigdickitis, and all."

bigdickerus 

a male with a big dick, the size of a god. often a womanizer and a hero to men with below average penises.
i am a hero to men, for i'm bigdickerus.

oh!! bigdickerus i will give up my life of fame and fortune

to get a dick as big as yours, big dickerus.

i'm all out of viagra, oh bigdickerus help me.

bigdickerus blessed me with this dick so i could fulfill my destiny of being a PORNSTAR.
bigdickerus by future_husky June 10, 2009

Big Nick 

A giant man with a muscle-bound chest, large biceps and triceps, stunning thighs and calves. The most obvious feature of Big Nick, is his BIG... DICK... At first it appears to be a leg... but it is not... It is a leg not used for running or walking. He swings it along as he walks back and forth. All bow before him. He is the mighty destroyer. Approach with caution!
"WOH! it's Big Nick, you better get out of his way!"
"Yeah I don't want to get clubbed to death by his cock!"
"Yeah, poor charlie didn't see it coming."
Big Nick by Big Nick6969 December 17, 2013
"Wheres BigNik?"

"Probably being abused by David Dobrik somewhere"
"True"
BigNik by mynamenotjet December 13, 2018

bigdickulous 

Of or pertaining to persons with large penis, who is doing something ridiculous or absurd. Usually in a positive light.
Oh my god! Did you see the engagement ring that my boyfriend got me!? It was SO bigdickulous!
bigdickulous by Stellabella May 17, 2008

BigTicket 

A nickname often given to one of conservative nature. This person must be stubborn, conceited beyond belief, painfully narrow minded, and delusional. Some activities that this person partakes in are: over exaggerating drunkenness, cheating on gentlemens bets, and jerking off to Sarah Palin. Also, this person is extremely nerdy but does not seem to realize this and goes about their days falsely believing that they are cool.
M: Who's that d-bag who looks drunk even though he only had one beer?
J: Oh it must be BigTicket!

BigTicket: I am not a nerd.
Elizabeth: Dude, you have a mug that says "I love computers" and are a know it all. You are a total nerd.
BigTicket: Elizabeth you are such an education major to think that you are correct.
BigTicket by Small Ticket December 6, 2010