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tard-bag 

A term used to define a back-pack that is hiked up on the back of a person
Johnny's tard-bag was hiked up onto his shoulders.
tard-bag by whodunnit May 9, 2003

Bagin' Tard 

Grocery store bagger who is also retarded
Man, we got to go back to the Safeway, The bagin' tard forgot to put the bread in the sack.
Bagin' Tard by Chris Barnes May 23, 2004
A tardbag is a name for a retarded person.
shut up you fucking tardbag.
tardbag by Jesse Patrick May 9, 2006
a person defined with the combination of retard and douche bag.
Noah Klein is a tardbag.
tardbag by BIG-BEE November 11, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026