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tardvark 

a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life
Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
tardvark by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
Related Words

Tardvark 

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose
Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.
Tardvark by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

Tardvarko 

Incredibly awesome, amazing, cool, the best of the best.
Dude, you missed so much! It was tardvarko!!!
Tardvarko by thepeanutbutterguru October 27, 2010

Tardvark 

1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.
What a Tardvark!!!
Tardvark by HolyBeJesus August 25, 2009

Tardvark 

A word that would be best describes as a name calling and maybe used as a curse word.
Jock: Hey tardvark give me your lunch money!

Kid getting bullied: Ok.... 💵 :(
Tardvark by Honao May 5, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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