monkey monkey sal 

a female who is particularly monkey-like in many ways. an affectionate nickname for a girl who may or not not be related to monkeys.

'hey, look, its monkey monkey sal'

monkey monkey sal by Eddybean May 2, 2005

Monkey Salad 

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces

Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!

Monkey Salad by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

Monkey Salad 

When you shuv a banana up you ass and clinch your ass cheeks together and someone eats it.

guy: Hey baby wanna eat some monkey salad
girl: Oh hell yea nigga im black

Monkey Salad by jackisreal March 11, 2011

salt monkey 

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt

Jack sparrow is a salt monkey

salt monkey by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022

Salted Monkey 

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

Salted Monkey by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu 

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime

I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019

smoked salmon and monkey poo 

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

smoked salmon and monkey poo by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023