spider man 

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

spider man by mike January 5, 2004

Spider Man 

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face

" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "

Spider Man by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016

spider man 

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.

I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.

spider man by kahner May 2, 2005

spider man 

The Spider-man: After ejaculating (also known colloquially as "busting a nut") into one's palm, quickly turn and fling your "web-fluid", Spider-man style, at your recently serviced sex partner. Extra style-points for "webbing" her in the facial region.

(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").

Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).

Example: Did you see that spider man shot to her face??!

spider man by sorrow April 10, 2013

spider man 

the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)

person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin

spider man by flayie June 27, 2023

Spider man 

when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone

man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man

Spider man by major woody November 17, 2006

Spider Man 

A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.

That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!

Spider Man by Big Al72 March 2, 2011