Jerkpants

When someone is being a really stubborn or acting stupid towards something.

1.That cop who gave me the ticket was a real jerkpants.
2. Stop being a jerkpants and help me with this.

Jerkpants by ALAMB April 29, 2005

jerkpatrick 

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

jerkpatrick by Granuppie April 21, 2009

Jerry Jerkmans 

1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"

"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!

2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!

Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"

Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"

Jerry Jerkmans by J_Ellis December 12, 2012

Jerkmats 

Short for jerking off material. Crazy stuff that you can masturbate to.

Have you seen these Riley Reid jerkmats? I nutted like 6 times last night.

Jerkmats by Sanddunescage January 17, 2019

jerk pants 

someone who is a jerk and also retarded.

Screw you, jerk pants.

jerk pants by kid kre February 17, 2005

Jerkmanship 

The quality of being a jerk while participating in a sport.

When Steve runs his fucking mouth all game, he shows exemplary jerkmanship.

Jerkmanship by Flying.diver March 15, 2023

jerkmans-elbow 

The process of hurting your elbow due to jerking.

Clint hurt his elbow last night while jerking and now wears a sling. He has jerkmans-elbow

jerkmans-elbow by daft-mike July 13, 2023