Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.

Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.

by Ben Yaass Dover August 04, 2018

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When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.

by EthanJettsucksdick March 07, 2016

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The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.

Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

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When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet

Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.

by Jakesolly July 31, 2016

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A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:

* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream

Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.

by Dick Cramden July 21, 2009

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