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Kickstart 

Before nailing your missus from behind, place your big toe inside the waist band of her knickers, preferably g-string, and kick downwards as if starting a motorbike. At this second you will make the sound of a spluttering engine, the panties are removed and you enter a hole of choice.
I couldn't bear her mug so I flipped her over and went for a kickstart and hammered her rusty sheriffs badge.
Kickstart by Dr Chopstick October 31, 2006

kickstart 

When your girlfriend is into bdsm and the only when you can get her in the mood is by giving her a "KICKstart''
yeah mate my girlfriend needed a kickstart before we could get down and dirty
kickstart by Kropman May 24, 2020

Kickstart My Heart 

When I get high I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's a drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Always got the cops coming after me
Custom-built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Oh, are you ready girls?
Oh, are you ready now?
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, baby

Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby, yeah
Skydive naked from an aeroplane
Or a lady with a body from outer space
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Say I got trouble, trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for another good time
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Yeah, are you ready girls?
Yeah, are you ready now, now, now?
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, baby, whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by, I'd say we've kicked some ass
When I'm enraged or hittin' the stage
Adrenaline rushing through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' ass
I say, ooh ah, kick start my heart
I hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this to rock
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah
Okay boys, let's rock the house
Kickstart My Heart by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Kickstart My Heart 

A song by glam metal legends Mötley Crüe. That will your adrenaline pumping so high that you most likely will get a speeding ticket/ arrest for going 100 in 50 or even a school zone
Dude I was listening to Kickstart My Heart and got arrested for going 50 in a school zone and telling the officer “the music made me do it”.

Lesbian kickstart

The occurrence when two females who glance at each other bond instantly with some underlying sexual expectations.
Two females who just met are scanning each others bodys with a smile on their faces and then gives a subtle dirty look.
Random present guy: "What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a classic lesbian kickstart."
Lesbian kickstart by Slurf December 29, 2012

flamingo kickstart

a method of male self-masturbation utilizing one leg when both hands are either occupied or not desired
Rob utilized the flamingo kickstart when he was juggling at the bachelor party to effectively masturbate. He was successful.
flamingo kickstart by roberto dunn February 18, 2010