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Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.
''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''
Wanktitus by xcronenx July 26, 2012
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wankitis 

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.
Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.
wankitis by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008
Josh is being such a wanktit today
wanktit by Charazander May 8, 2016

wankytoss 

When everything goes wrong, it's wankytoss
The bus is late, that is wankytoss
wankytoss by harlequinsmad July 1, 2016

Wankatite 

You ruined my wankatite!
Wankatite by wtfumean June 4, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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