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surrogate 

n. a substitute mother who carries a child for a female who for many reasons cannot 'birth a baby.'
Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.

To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.

There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.
surrogate by Richard Black April 17, 2005

surrogate 

A type of game where you play with real-life stuff, remotely, over the internet.
That website surrogate.tv has really cool surrogate games!
surrogate by seemoregilmer March 8, 2020

surrogate 

1- The surrogate currency passed along without notice for years.

2-The latently surrogate samurai master came out of his shell.
surrogate by Larstait November 14, 2003

Surrogate 

A surrogate is a substitute.
A surrogate man/boyfriend/husband is a lot like a substitute teacher. The husband/teacher gets sick and the surrogate, like the substitute wonders what the fuck am I doing here and how do I teach these kids anything they're not mine? The surrogate is a lot like the substitute teacher who can't pronounce your name, everybody who meets a surrogate wants the real teacher/husband/man/boyfriend back quick.
Surrogate by Solid Mantis August 25, 2018

Surrogate 

A gay male who get fucked in the ass for the purpose of holding another gay male's semen inside his ass.
"Are John and Norm an item or something?"
"No John is just Norm's surrogate."
"Well that's a little disturbing."
Surrogate by Whale Whisperer May 11, 2016

surrogate 

rocky’s surrogate niece is amara creed
surrogate by gattt March 26, 2022