shekel 

Israeli Currency.
as of July 2005, worth about 1:4.5 of a US dollar.

"a bubble gum for a shekel?? thats robbery!"

shekel by inferno August 27, 2005

shekel 

Whimsical monetary unit

Let's spend a few shekels on redecorating the place.

shekel by Icabod Engr August 26, 2004

Shekel 

One of PewDiePie's final moves to END T-series once and for all. It is described as a violent act involving one's knee caps.

"..if you come into MY home T-series, MY HOME? Your knees will be in shekels." (In defense obviously)

Shekel by ellieiguess February 22, 2019

shekel 

A stab to the knee with a Swedish blade

IF T-SERIES ENTERS MY ROOM I WILL SHEKEL THEM

shekel by theonezed February 22, 2019

Shekel 

1. The official currency of Israel, as of September 2019 1 USD = 3.54 ILS

E.g.

(At the airport) Where can I exchange dollars for shekels?

2. A term used by people right of center online as a reason to disregard other people's opinions for reasons of being a paid shill (Shill gambit). Widely used on 4chan

Liberal: We need gun control!
Republican: Have a shiny shekel goy!

Shekel by BigPP rockboi September 11, 2019

Shekel 

1.Official currency of the state of Israel, as of February 2020 the exchange rate is 3.43 shekels on the dollar
2. Term used by righties LARPing as jews to imply that someone who disagrees with them is a shill and their opinion is invalid

Ex1: "Hey do you know where I can get some shekels? I'm going to be visiting Israel soon"
Ex2:

P1:"*something liberal*"
P2: "Have a shekel, goy!"

Shekel by BigPP rockboi February 16, 2020

Shekel 

Cash, Money, Dollah Bills, Bones... what you and I don't got.

More literally, the currency of biblical and modern Israel.

"Man, I want to get that new iPhone, but I don't have the shekel for that thing..."

Shekel by NateMightBeGreat August 7, 2023