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Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.
I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.
Pooformance Anxiety by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009
Word of the Day on April 2, 2011
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The inch of shit that is lodged in a man's urethra after performing anal on someone.
After fucking his girlfriends ass, had to go piss out his poo worm before he could cum.
Poo worm by bitchtits96 September 19, 2006

Poopworm 

After a man has fucks a girl in the ass with out a condom, then trys to go pee and poop comes out. Thats a poop worm.
After giving her anal Eddy had a major Poop worm.
Poopworm by Skwinch October 24, 2003
poo worms worms made from poo. Origin of phrase related to the misconception that poo worms are found in oysters contaminated with PSP (Parasitic Shellfish Poisoning).
poo worms i.e. "You are a giant poo worm." i.e.- "Your face is a pooworm."
poo worm by Wally Stumplifter January 14, 2010

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.
I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
Pooformance anxiety by Earlshy! April 27, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026