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Gold plated ass monkey 

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.
Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.
Gold plated ass monkey by cheezl February 21, 2004

Sucka ass goldfish 

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goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch 

"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."

golden ass 

Having one means you are extraordinarily lucky.
The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."
golden ass by #$%* June 28, 2011

Goldberg's Bitch Ass Son

When you get ass beat so badly you become like goldberg bitch ass son