van winkle 

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

van winkle by jwd142 August 11, 2009

Van Winkle 

Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle

Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!

Van Winkle by maul731 December 23, 2006

Van winkle 

An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.

That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!

Van winkle by Harvard Thug March 3, 2015

Ripping a van winkle 

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.

I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

Ripping a van winkle by TheBleedingPen March 2, 2009

Rip Van Winkle 

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.

Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?

Rip Van Winkle by manat31790 March 20, 2011

shit van winkle 

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

shit van winkle by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

Robert Van Winkle

The birth name of the rap god, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle originates from Dallas, Texas but claims he is from Miami. He wrote such songs as Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, Ninja Rap 2, Ice Ice Baby (Christmas edition), and Ice Ice Baby (Zumba Mix). He is also known for his very epic show, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish and his partially less epic show, The Vanilla Ice Project.

When I first heard Robert Van Winkle's Ice Ice Baby, it changed my life for the better.

Robert Van Winkle by Spiderman3 February 2, 2019