dong

1. A vulgar synonym for the penis, most commonly used as a term for big phallusses.
2. The currency of Vietnam.
3. Part of the onomatopoeia for the sound of a bell: "ding dong"

1. He has a big dong.
2. The Dong is worth very little.
3. "Ding dong!"

by Matryoshka May 26, 2016

dong

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

by Tom March 15, 2005

dong

50% of a doorbell.

DIng Dong!

by THEΘDΘRE March 21, 2010

dong

Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.

My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful!

by Chantal Charisse July 28, 2004

dong

1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!

by Law July 10, 2004

dong

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005

dong

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"

by Hansome Harry October 25, 2007