(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.
(2) The female partner of the Larry.
(2) The female partner of the Larry.
by GreenMonter March 31, 2005
Inspired by the character Muffy Crosswire from the hit kids tv show, Arthur. A Muffy is someone with no redeeming qualities. A person who remains a bitch throughout their entire life and is unable to compensate for their faults or bad aspects in anyway.
My boss is always a dick. I bought him some drinks so he would lighten up and have fun, but it didn’t work. He’s a total Muffy.
by Ligma joe mama May 08, 2020
She moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this muffy stench in the room!
Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!
Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!
by Dementis11 September 13, 2010
A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.
Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.
Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.
Justin: that's all the proof I need.
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Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.
Justin: that's all the proof I need.
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by Me72476 May 12, 2011
by Pumpkin619 May 02, 2018
by Bucklet 911 May 27, 2019
When it's overly warm/hot either indoors or outside. Sometimes brought on by wearing to many layers. Can even be used in hot tub/sauna like situations when you actually knew it would be hot before you went in. Sometimes like actually being trapped inside a giant muff
Guy1:"Fookin hell it's well muffy in here - can't you open a window?"
Guy2:"I did but its muffy outside too!"
Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"
Guy2:"I did but its muffy outside too!"
Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"
by McBevan April 14, 2009