Dictionary

Youre an asshole.

Youre reading a dictionary, smartass.

by Cartmaniac June 03, 2009

Dictionary

Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.

Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless

Woman:...WTF!?

by Macguire December 11, 2006

Dictionary

A large book containing only "real" words, their "correct" spellings and their (far-less-entertaining-than-urban-dictionary) definitions.

Bill: Gullible.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.

by FrustratedChicken January 05, 2009

Dictionary

if you have looked up this word you probably have too much time on your hands.

Steve: OMG, I'm soo bored!
Steve: I think I'll look up stupid words on Urban Dictionary.com until Project Runway comes on!
Steve: ...Lets start with..."Dictionary"!
Charlie walks in
Charlie: ...
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude..
Charlie: What the fuck are you doing?
Steve: ...
Steve: er..Star Wars Trivia!
Charlie: Gee Wiz! ^o^ that sounds nifty! Are Wally and the Beav coming too!!!
Charlie: -.-
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude, your mom told me to tell you that dinners in 15..Oh, ya..and Project Runway's on in 3 minutes.
Steve: =o!!

by RadioNinja May 12, 2008

Dictionary

Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit

Your a stupid assclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary

by Raving_toma March 31, 2005

Dictionary

A book filled with definitions of words.

I'm surprised no-one has defined it yet. o.o

Today I looked in the dictionary and found out that quean means prostitute

by snape loves you April 10, 2010

Dictionary

You're an asshole.

Why would you look up dictionary in a dictionary, you asshole.

by yomotha16745 April 03, 2009