a person with an awful smell. The kind of stink that smells like dead body after it has been floatin in a see of shit for 5 years.
Besides smell, it is one with with the penis size of a pen cap. Not possible to penetrate the "vag" so he resorts to sucking balls and rubbing taint.
Besides wang size, it is one with an uncontrollable gambline problem. Known to lose 100 on the coin flip of a superbown as well as lose 100 on the dow jones. One who choses the dow jones will raise, during the day that it hits a career low.
The most beautiful girl you will ever see, she can seem shy at first but once you get to know her you will soon find yourself madly in love with her, because she is ebony, black and shining. She is committed and an amazing girlfriend and if you are lucky enough to have her, then you will already know by now that she is a keeper. She has an amazing personality, beautiful eyes, amazing lips, perfect hair and she sure as hell knows how to kiss.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!