Located west of Grand Rapids where you can find a church on every corner but everyone still needs jesus
Oh... they must be from Hudsonville
by squidssss January 14, 2019
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Probably the most conservative hell mouth in the entire country. Located west of GRand RApids, MI. Stay away.
I drove through Hudsonville to get to Grand Rapids and the right wingers chased my car down and pelted it with bibles.
by nersel March 29, 2005
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kids so rich their parents probably don't pay taxes. And where soccer moms are abundant they always are driving a chevy Tahoe or some sort of SUV type Vehicle.
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A conservative pocket of west michigan with a growing population. Located west of Grand Rapids, this town provides a living hell for all who must endure it. The guys are jerks, the girls are ugly sluts, and seldom will you find a reasonable, "down to earth" person. Everywhere you look you see a chuch, however the people are hypocritical in the fact that they are un-welcoming, spoled beyond belief, and don't see anything bigger than themselves. Most will go on to a local community college, unless theyve dropped out. If there not smoking pot or drinking, there probably wandering around causing mischieve around the towm. For some strange reason, they pump a lot of money into educaiton and atheletics, however the students don't value education, or the welfare of any group other than themselves. Most of the students can't be involved in atheletics anyways because of their poor acidemics!!! If your not a total dueche bag or at the whore house, growing up in hudsonville is a living purgetory. The day to day bullying is a momentous issue throughout hudsonville, and the adults in the area are very arrogant. stay away.
They must be living in Hudsonville!
by Dr M. Smith March 5, 2011
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A girl that goes to hudsonville. She will never wear any price of clothing that is worth under $50. All surrounding schools hate them based off their annoyance, and complete lack of real-world-knowledge. All are White girls and base their entire day of making sure everyone knows they exist. Hydroflasks are always a default need. Their social insecurity leads to making sure everyone likes their recent posts and leads a new boy on every week. They thinking they are unique, and their own person, but they have failed to notice that everyone surrounding them is the same character. They take no risk in changing their clothing accessories, as for disappointment and sense of judgement is an everyday phenomenon. Any boy who catches feelings for these synthetic females is considered a simp
Owen you retard you got lead on by a Hudsonville Girl you fucking simp

Sydney we must go to Bath&Body Works for a third time this week! Yet again another sale is happening!
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