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unwhoreganized 

When a hoebag is entirely unsatisfactory and makes a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge mess.
Geoff: I had a good weekend meng, I fucked alotta bitches! How was yo weekend?

Timothy: Pretty sub-par ya dig?

Geoff: I dig. Please elaborate on the sub-parness.

Timothy: Well I picked up this bitch at a bar, and she was straight up unwhoreganized dawg. Just straight naaaaasty!
unwhoreganized by ohy'know December 7, 2010
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A cigarette found on the ground which someone had previously lit the wrong end of and decided to discard it.
Aha, an unwholy!!!! Someone failed tonight.
unwholy by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018

unwhoretunate

When a situation, something or someone has the potential to be a whore but the subject unluckily or unexplainably come short of becoming a potential whore.
The fact Amber didn't want to try ass to mouth last night is quite unwhoretunate.

Was about to shove my schlong down Sara's eager mouth but unwhoretunately her 4 yr old son woke up and walked in on us.
unwhoretunate by Juanathan Blaze December 22, 2023

unwhoretunate

When a person or situation had the potential of involving massive whoredom but sadly falls short due to unforeseen circumstances and events.
It was quite unwhoretunate that her kid just walked into her room during my sloppy toppy.

Amber had some big ol titties and ass but is unwhoretunately a member of the Mormon church.
unwhoretunate by Juanathan Blaze December 25, 2023

unwhoretunate

When someone or something had the potential of being a total whore but sadly fell short of complete whoredom due to unfavorable circumstances
The fact Taqueesha's father had just walked in during the blow job is quite unwhoretunate.

Unwhoretunately, Amber's boyfriend wouldn't take the bag of cheetos as proper payment for the raw dog. Very unwhoretunate, indeed.
unwhoretunate by Juanithan Blaze December 31, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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