Blob

An obese or not good-looking person. Usually pisses you off and reminds you of a viscous substance.

Bro stupid eating so much, you literal blob

by TheChildPredator445 July 20, 2023

Blob

A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.

You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob

by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011

Blob

Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.

I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.

by unofficially October 27, 2016

Blob

Verb - When one sits or lies down staring blankly at a screen for days on end, and only ever gets up to eat and pee.

1 - I was planning on being productive this holiday but I just ended up blobbing.

2 - I blob a lot, don't judge me.

by IamPANDAMAN September 02, 2016

Blob

To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.

Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.

by pierro66 December 07, 2010

Blob

1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.

"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"

by w00t123 May 12, 2010

Blob

A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun

Hi I met a blob named Sam, blob is a really funny person and you have to meet blobs cat, blob doesn’t talk a lot about blobself tho

by Seaki January 04, 2021