Blobbin

1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.

"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."

by DBC, The Franchise, and that dirty red headed bitch June 24, 2006

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Blobbin' Out

The act of lounging to the point of physical transformation into a boneless entity defined as a 'blob'. Eliminating the desire to exercise, move, or otherwise exert oneself, save for eating and possibly going to the restroom.

"After the show, Frank and I sat on the couch in the lobby and started blobbin' out"

by hondo2160 February 14, 2012

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Blobbin’

Is when a straight sports commentator is so enamored with an athlete that you can physically hear the commentators voice garbled due to the athletes penis in their mouth..live on air.

I cannot believe Chris Collinsworth was blobbin’ on QB Josh Allen so much last night during the game. I’m pretty sure in Mississippi that’s still a felony.

by Not Jerry Moore from Ohio. December 21, 2020

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Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

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