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jizzmonster 

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.
Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!
jizzmonster by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jizzmonster 

Mythical anteater type animal thats made out of jizz. It goes around after someone ejaculates and eats the cum off the floor. When used properly, can mean offensive homosexual joke and the ender of all arguments.
Jake:"your a fucking sac monkey"

Joey:" Fuck you man. At least i ain't a jizzmonster!"

Jake:*Gasp*

Jizzmaster 

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.
Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.
Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizzmaster 

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.
DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!
jizzmaster by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

jizzmeister 

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!
jizzmeister by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009